I’m sitting in his bed wondering if I should take off my clothes, or just wait until he comes back in the room. Is it sexy for guys to watch a girl undress herself? I’ve done it countless times in the mirror, but I’m pretty sure the effect could be off-putting without my usual background theme music. If I’m still dressed when he comes back then he might want to undress me himself and that could easily be really good or really bad. The potential awkwardness is making my underarms sweat. My heart feels like it’s going to burst out of my chest as I weigh my options. First time is kind of a big deal, but I really didn’t think it was going to be this hard… pun intended. (more…)
The Rules of Proposing
We’re getting to that age where people are starting to get married so, in the spirit of camaraderie and ignoring the fact that I am hopelessly single, I have decided to put together the “3 Rules for Proposing”: (more…)
This is not about misguided suicide attempts. This is worse. This is about line cutters. (more…)
It’s exciting, isn’t it? It’s a chase until it’s finally a conquest and most people relish it. It makes them feel alive and in control. “See? I got you!” (more…)
Wandering Eye Syndrome
“Wandering Eye” Syndrome is what boys have who tell us that “looking, as long as there is no touching” is acceptable. This is erroneous on all counts.