There are very few emotional things in life worse than having the person you love tell you they are in love with someone else.
One those things is having the person you love tell you that not only are they in love with someone else, but they had been in love with them while you were together. (more…)
When Harry Met Sally says ‘no’. A huge, resounding no.
Meg Ryan’s character didn’t even like Billy Crystal’s character as a person, and they still got together. In fact, now that I’m really thinking about it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything, in media or in real life, that has indicated that ‘no’ could ever be a ‘yes’. (more…)
Everyone felt his presence from the moment he walked through the door of the pizza parlor. He moved with the liquid grace of a panther, slowly making his way down the rows of uncomfortable plastic benches lining the restaurant’s walls. He was tall and well built, with midnight hair and eyes like blue ice. He left a chill in his wake that made the boys’ eyes narrow with suspicion and the girls’ breath catch in their throats, but he paid them no mind. He already knew what he was looking for.
I’m sitting in his bed wondering if I should take off my clothes, or just wait until he comes back in the room. Is it sexy for guys to watch a girl undress herself? I’ve done it countless times in the mirror, but I’m pretty sure the effect could be off-putting without my usual background theme music. If I’m still dressed when he comes back then he might want to undress me himself and that could easily be really good or really bad. The potential awkwardness is making my underarms sweat. My heart feels like it’s going to burst out of my chest as I weigh my options. First time is kind of a big deal, but I really didn’t think it was going to be this hard… pun intended. (more…)
*Cue awesome stripper music*
No, but really, this is 100% something worth talking about. (more…)
Is it just me, or do the scenes of Joseph Gordon-Levitt actually having sex in Don Jon completely ruin the movie?
I saw The Other Woman last night with a friend (warning: may contain spoilers), and amidst laughing over Leslie Mann’s antics whilst dealing with her despicable, cheating husband, I had a hot flash of fear when I realized that my past experiences list me as a prime candidate to become a potentially victimized wife one day. (more…)