The Booty Call

*Cue awesome stripper music*

No, but really, this is 100% something worth talking about.

My whole life I have been totally against booty calls.  I thought they were demeaning, inappropriate, and they always made me feel like crap.  But, then I realized that was because I was being “booty called” by someone I was sort of in love with, so… yeah… I felt like crap after.  Well, duh!

In perspective, let’s put it this way: casual sex is not a bad thing.  In fact, it has the potential to be an awesome thing, as long as certain rules are respected.

Here’s an example:

I went to a bar with some friends and ran into an old acquaintance from way back in the day.  I was dancing around with my drink in my hand, eyeing him surreptitiously out of the corner of my eyes and thinking that if I played my cards right I could be having some sexualtonight.

It had been awhile.

Here’s the thing… if this was a stranger, this would not be a thing.

I would be wondering if he was a rapist, what I would find when I got to his apartment, what type of situation he had going on down there, was I in for an aggressive, potentially bruising evening, was he a chatty-Kathy… the list goes on.

Kinda ruins the sexiness, ya know?

But, take someone you know very well, who will respect you and your boundaries, that you can laugh with before, during, and after….well… game on.

There’s none of that annoying “is my tummy flat in this position?”, “OMG what was that noise I just made?!”, “is he enjoying this?”, “am I enjoying this?”… blah blah blah.

It’s just two, mutually respectful people enjoying each other’s company… and then some… and then some more… and probably once more in the morning.  heehee.

Oh- the commandments listed above are stupid, by the way.  You SHALL stay until morning, you SHALL snuggle me, you SHALL chat with me… the name shouting is entirely optional, though.

But, whatever you do… don’t call them after.

That’ll ruin the fun, booty-call-ish-ness of the whole deal because it’ll sound like you want something more.

And maybe you do…

                                     …but they don’t need to know that. LOL

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  1. I’ve never been good at booty-calls…
    …I think I violate all of the commandments and rarely do I not want it again.

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